The Hangover is officially the biggest grossing R-rated comedy of all time.
It was pretty clear even before it hit theatres that The Hangover was going to do well, but I don't think anyone expected it to make quite this much money without any major stars in it.
So I guess Tucker's movie is going to make like twice as much?
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Tucker's movie will be the first film ever to gross $1,000,000,000 in domestic box office. Just you wait.
trailer up.
http://survey.otxresearch.com/SurveyEntry.aspx?e=7d8bf94c-66cd-4e3b-b3ce-08aec407c0e4&fsa=1
Trailer is gone now. Fuck I needed a good laugh...
Regardless, Tucker Max is going to Tucker Max fail.
"this movie is going to hit the bottom of bargain bins so hard, whoever pulls one out will be made the king of england."
tugger 'are you theriouth? shit on my dick' max
Why waste time making a site railing against a guy who has made a career writing books and making movies about booze and sex? Regardless of whether he's honest or not, his shit is funny. Lots of people can relate, because its the typical lifestyle of college aged men. Smoke some weed, lose your virginity, and start thinking about getting a life. You won't get far by hating on someone from your mothers basement.
^^^ The 'mother's basement' thing is incisive, original, and hilarious. Why bother critiquing something on its merits when you can just fling insults like a child?
You seriously have an entire blog dedicated to this? Get a fucking job.
"You seriously have an entire blog dedicated to this? Get a fucking job."
Get off our site, jackass.
i watched the trailer, and then proceeded to read the comments and couldn't understand the enthusiasm. especially because TMMB is usually about being so critical that you're too cool to actually like anything.
This website is fucking retarded. Making this one and the Tucker Max is a douche bag one probably just makes him laugh. Who are you trying to piss off?
seriously stop jerking off to cartoons and get a life you guys are fucking ridiculous. when your 40 you usually want to NOT live in your parents basement, seriously its true. i know its hard to understand seeing as how you think that playing warcraft and flaming people on the internet makes you cool...but nobody cares see im making fun of you all right now and what are you going to do...ignore me? well thats what everyones doing with your site so really your only wasting your time...and giving me something to laugh at, deff giving me something to laugh at
TuckerMaxIsGod??? How old are you, like 16?
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you guys blog... like a BOSS. hilarious, insightful, and relevant. an incredibly deep and thoughtful critique of Tucker Max. you don't resort to childish insults like "Fuck Tucker Max" and "He is a liar", you simply outline the err in his ways and make a compelling case against his success.
Why don't you put advertising up on your site? I'm sure MADD, Christians for Celibacy, the DEA, WoW, and any other organization against drinking, having sex, and immoral behavior would JUMP at the chance to pay you money for posting your views.
A++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!
seriously everyone here is fucking retarded, im going to start a blog flaming christians and celibacy....wait no im not cause i dont give a fuck and im able to tolerate other people. you guys are nobodys who think that cause you write something on the internet, you are better than everyone else...sorry to tell you you are not. nobody knows you...or cares. tucker has a bet seller under his belt, he is 30 times the writer you guys are and thats no secret so stop being jealous and go do something more productive with your lives
By the way, I'm very, very gay.
HAHAHAHA that was cute...gay jokes for everyone HAHAHAHA
Doucebag thread has gone totally nuts. I dunno what it's smoking but it's really smoking
"Why waste time making a site railing against a guy who has made a career writing books"
No he hasn't, hes had precisely one book written, which has had very moderate success over several years. His alleged second is years late because he has fuck all material left. He would've made more $ as a lawyer, his 'career' as a lying douche has not paid off in any way shape or form.
"and making movies about booze and sex?"
Nope, one poop joke film, which he was vaguely involved in, and will make approximately the GDP of easter island.
"Regardless of whether he's honest or not, his shit is funny."
He's not, this has been shown time and again. Humor is subjective, however tuggers 'shit' is un-entertaining to all but the least discerning of viewers.
"Lots of people can relate, because its the typical lifestyle of college aged men."
You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
One could argue he appeals to college bros.
One could also argue that he only appeals to kids that HAVE NOT experienced the 'party lifestyle' precisely because he appeals to their fantasies of an idealistic life.
He is a Walter Mitty, writing Walter Mitty tales for adolescent Walter Mittys.
"Smoke some weed, lose your virginity, and start thinking about getting a life. You won't get far by hating on someone from your mothers basement."
Ad hom (an unoriginal one at that), no further comment needed.
ya your right you hate everyone...college age guys are the lowest denominator...your right guys in COLLEGE are sooo dumb. why would anyone attending post secondary school be smart enough to see through his "crap". you obviously have a hate on for everyone cause everyone has a better life than you, seriously lose your virginity...if you are making this site... it is no wonder to me why you think this guy is a liar...playing world of warcraft all night does not count as a "college experience". everyone involved with this site are jealous, 40 year old virgins, get a fucking life...why dont you make a site hating on every movie geared to younger men...american pie, the hangover, every seth rogan movie, adam sandler...oh i get it...you hate your life so much that humor upsets you...fuck off and fist yourselves you fuckin clown shoes
^^^ He's right, you guys. Now let's all go watch a movie that shows a grown man going to the bathroom.
The occasional troll can be funny, but Mccoymountain is just boring.
I just want to say that honestly you just come off as jealous when you're insulting someone like him. Probably the best move here would not be to start a whole blog about someone else's life, and maybe just get a life of your own. I'm sure Tucker Max doesn't give a shit about what you're writing because it just comes off as childish and lame..
His stories are funny, the movie looks pretty funny too.
What's the big deal? If you don't like him why do you bother to obsess over everything he does and says?
Just shut the fuck up and move on with your life.
"His stories are funny, the movie looks pretty funny too."
No they're not and no it doesn't.
"What's the big deal? If you don't like him why do you bother to obsess over everything he does and says"
Because pointing out where and how he lies, and where and how his fans suck up the lies uncritically, is fun.
"Just shut the fuck up and move on with your life.'
Make me.
From the bloomington entry:
"-Bill was talking to a group of girls, and one girl who had a big nose, so Bill tried to make a joke:
Bill: So even though we are in Kentucky, and you ladies have a Jewish friend. That’s so nice of you.
Girl: I’m not Jewish.
Bill: Really? Hmm. You should tell your face that."
This is Bill Dawes' idea of humor.
Waitaminnit. I figured it out. It's not Mccoy spamming the old blog, it's Light! ALL IN A CUNNING ATTEMPT TO REDIRECT TRAFFIC TO HIS SITE AND MAKE MILLIONS OFF THE GOOGLE ADS!
Nice try, McLightSmoker.
Another from Bloomers:
"-A few nights ago, Charlie was going to hook up with a hot girl. Since she was better looking than the girl I was going to fuck, I had to put a stop to it:
Tucker: Charlie, you don’t have time for sex. You need to finish the video capture and editing todays premiere vid. Tonight.
Charlie: Are you serious?
Tucker: Absolutely. You have a job to do, now go do it. And I’m not paying you extra for overtime, now get in the Hoehn Zone and get to work.
Charlie: FINE!!!
He walked a few steps away, then turned around, tore his shirt off, and angrily bellowed out:
“YOU CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE MY FREE WORK!!!!”**"
This Hoehn guy is such a total loser. In the first place, giving up a hot girl to do unpaid work. In the second place, isn't it illegal to do unpaid work? Isn't that what minimum wage laws are all about? Volunteer work is for nonprofits and things like that, and Darko is technically a for-profit company. Shouldn't it be possible to nail them for essentially slave labor over this?
Of course, paperwork for all the formal complaint stuff, *effort* so never mind
Yeah, ok, Tucker, you got me.
Free work is still illegal.
NICE TRY MCLIGHTSMOKER
We need to keep coming here, because Light and barry moderate this blog. DEATH TO THE TROLLS!
Didn't TDG post on the other board that he was going to the Chicago show? What to scoop TDG? I'm dying to hear your view on it.
First off, you guys are jackasses. Your pissed off at the world because some guy drank, smoked, and fucked his way into fame by writing a book about what he has done. You on the other hand are sitting by your computers leaving anonymous messages attacking him for being better at life than you are. I say bravo Tucker, and you are all tools for even coming up with a website like this. For the people that don't believe he really did the things that he claimed to in his book, who cares. I'm sure you all love World of Warcraft even though you know trolls and goblins aren't real. Explain to me how this is different? He's funny, and gets paid to be funny. You are all just mad because you couldn't get a laugh if you pulled out your pathetic excuses for children's penises. Fuck all of you.
For the people that don't believe he really did the things that he claimed to in his book, who cares. I'm sure you all love World of Warcraft even though you know trolls and goblins aren't real.
That is such a foolish argument. Please show us where the fuck Blizzard CLAIMED that WoW was based on "true stories?"
You can't handle the truth that your butt buddy Tucker is a liar. Take your aggressions out on your boyfriend, not here.
Is this you Cody?
http://www.facebook.com/cody.baumgarten
Yeah, you look like you have to beat the girls off with a stick.
i cant belive i found a blog that hates tucker max? im shocked. well yes he may be an asshole but he admits it. but all i know his that his stories make me laugh,and thats all that matters.
i cant belive i found a blog that hates tucker max? im shocked. well yes he may be an asshole but he admits it. but all i know his that his stories make me laugh,and thats all that matters.
Your man-love for Tucker makes me laugh. Bet you're happy your $10 ticket added so much to his <$1,000,000 gross so far.
EPIC FAIL of a movie
"Is this you Cody?
http://www.facebook.com/cody.baumgarten
Yeah, you look like you have to beat the girls off with a stick."
Sure is me fag. Real cute that you looked me up. Notice how I actually put my name on the site. Unlike your anonymous posts. And yes, women like me, because I have balls. You really seem like your lacking in that area.
The other anonymous guy that is knocking dude for saying Tucker makes him laugh. Trying to make a joke about him for making less than a million on the opener? Pathetic. He is making money off of it. You're angry you can't enough money to buy your blow up dolls from trying to sell your WoW characters to other pale pimple faced fucks. Nice life.
Viewing this site reminds me of reading the retarded insults that people right on truckstop bathroom walls! "Mark was here" <--- "Mark is gay!" <--- "So are you!" <---- "Your mom is gay!" and so on and so on. And, as with those stalls, as immature and hyporcritcal as it is, I find myself adding to the pool of pointless infantile comments ladden with spelling and grammatical errors to voice my own pointless opinion: I understand that famous people have huge fans and huge haters, but I dont understand why someone would take the time to create a site just to bash someone. What could you possibly gain from that? If you get personal satisfaction by creating a site with the sole purpose of explaining you hatred of someone, what kind of person does that make you? He is successful enough in selling books and movie deals to NOT need his LAW DEGREE... if you dont like him dont buy his books or see his movie.. why make it your personal conquest to point out what you don't like about him? Who cares? He may or may not ever get around to reading the shit you say about him, however if he did, I'm sure he would say, "If they can't take a joke, fuck em!" And, I'd have to agree with him. Good luck with your site! You may now proceed with picking out spelling errors, calling me a fag, and insulting my mom, hahaha!
^^^ You misspelled a bunch of words, fag. Your mom must be a whore.
behind every successful there is always a pack of haters.
I bet you dont have a lot goin on in your life,do you?
All of you are just fucking jealous because the last time you saw something even close to a vagina is when you came out of the womb..So you say fuck Tucker Max..you wish you were Tucker Max!
Tucker Max might be an asshole, but atleast he admits it. So he makes millions by just getting drunk and hooking up with chicks, who cares! Im a girl and I thought his book was HILARIOUS. Unless your one of the girls he wrote a story about in the book, I don't see why you even care enough to dedicate your time to making an entire website about him. He probably thrives on people like you who obviously make him such a big part of your life. and you know what they say, "if you have haters, your doing something right."
FUCK YOU GUYS TUCKER MAX IS A GOD AMONG MEN AND ALL U PUSSIES MUST BE FUCKIN VIRGINS OR ASSHOLES TO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT
Wow. Have you even read the book? I have not heard one person say it sucked. Except for you. And Ihtsbih was a new York times best seller. And so was his latest book assholes finish first. Sound like moderate income to me. And I bet a blogger who has devoted his life to hating on his secret idol makes much more. Seriously I stumbled upon this site searching about his upcoming book (which will probably be another best seller) and I can't help but notice you getting raped on your own blog. Seriously dude fuckin grow up.
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