You asked for it

I actually started out by having my friend videotape me doing a shit on the book. But then he puked when I did the shit, and then I puked too. And then he puked on the video camera and ruined the tape.

So there's no evidence I shat on the book.

You'll just have to take my word for it.



Before



After

I won't lie to you. This was immensely satisfying.

I buried the remains of the book in an old Indian burial ground - so it's safe to say that that'll be the last we see of it!