Anyone who's following the disaster zone that is Tucker Max's life and 'career' knows exactly what I'm talking about when I write things like 'douchebag', 'doucebag', 'TATGuy', 'Viacom guy', and so forth; they're cherished and beloved characters, like the sort you remember from the fairy tales you loved as a child.
Oh, wait- did I say 'cherished and beloved'? I meant 'hated and despised'. You see, for all of the benefits of using the abandoned site http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/, there is one glaring flaw: it's un-moderated- Cockly doesn't remember the log-on credentials, so there's effectively no way for him (or anyone else) to do away with pesky troll comments.
That's where this entry comes in. I'm hoping we can use it as a catch-all discussion forum for all things Tucker, like we've been doing with Cockly's site for the last two years. I can assure you that the more... 'illustrious' trollers won't be able to pull their garbage here.
Please, pass the word. The discussion at the Doucebag-blog is often interesting, funny, etc., it just needs to be troll-free. With this site and your help, it can happen.
EDIT: Please understand, this is not a matter of anyone having 'Fuck You, Banned' powers over the people who post here. It is, rather, a way for us to keep discussions on-point without having the comments devolve into posts about Russian mail-order brides, the evils of Viacom, and random ramblings about the Federal Reserve. No more of that racist nonsense, either.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 448 of 448The guy who wrote this on the board was banned in about 2 seconds but it made me giggle:
"Hi. Troll here. How's everyone doing? It's kinda quiet huh? Like you can hear a pin drop. (I think I was IP banned for making fun of that Jojo person. Is he handicapped? Just wondering.)
Anyhooo...why's everyone so grumpy? Life is good, isn't it?! I mean for those guys who did Paranormal Activity or Zombieland or who have careers on the upswing. GREAT MOVIES, huh? It's like they had their hand on the pulse of the American psyche.
I actually came here to say hi to Biscuits. Where is he? Anyone know? You remember, that top Hollywood executive with 15 years of experience that everyone learned a shyt ton with, even though he only posted like two dozen times? Where did he go??
Does anyone know why I keep getting bX-inorhr on the Douce, but the number of comments is increasing, demonstrating that others are posting (and I'm missing out!)
Mark Ebner is a shill for Tucker Max and he really needs to find a new schtick!
@1:09 AM
No idea. I can't get on either.
You can still leave a comment on douche blog, you just can't see it.
You can still leave a comment on douche blog, you just can't see it.
Just like RMMB.
Yeah, JoJo is really being douche lately. Does he have a job?
Who cares about box office numbers? The movie isn't even on the Piratebay - so cleary there's no interest at all!
You can still leave a comment on douche blog, you just can't see it.
Just like RMMB.
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Zing!
I think he's right ,though. People are leaving comments just to see if they can see the new ones... which they can't.
This site was giving the same error message for a short time yesterday. I wonder if Tucker is trying to get these sitess hut down.
Ah shit. I need to find something else to relieve tedium. Tucker is finally shutting up. I don't know where to find better entertainment now that the ride is over.
The doucebag blog is working!!
Tucker wrote:
"This movie just isn’t like any other movie. I made a list of other movies I thought it would compare to, and none of them apply. Nothing. I don’t want to call it revolutionary, but…it just isn’t like anything else out there. I think because of this, the movie is either going to succeed wildly, or fail miserably."
I guess we have our answer.
Um, no. This movie is just like a bunch of others out there. Just to name a few: The Hangover; Wedding Crashers (gag stolen from it); American Pie; Road Trip; any of the Scary Movies (you know, over-reliant on current events that become instantaneously dated the second the movie comes out), etc.
Tucker's problem isn't that his movie is so revolutionary that the public just isn't read for it and that's why it failed; his problem is that his movie just isn't any good.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It also has a lot in common with My Best Friend's Girl, which was a pretty funny movie.
Mr. TDG,
We're going to have babies and live in a castle.
Wow - nobody's posting here anymore.
Nobody noticed that the movie is on 266 screens now and the per-screen daily revenue is just $110 per screen.
I guess that means because nobody cares about Tucker.
His career is, as of today, officially OVER.
Yeah, I feel like there should be more gloating, lol.
I feel like there should be a public beating of TM. Or like he should be publicly butthectked and forced to eat his own shit for failing so badly.
But the fucker wont even admit to defeat. It's disheartening.
Rumour has it that Tuckers shutting down the site on Monday. Or at least purging the boards.
Makes sense - he doesn't like it, so its gone.
Hahah he has banned himself hahaha
The RMMB has banned so many people now, it seems like they want it closed down. Bozy's last three posts have been f.u. all, all in caps. Something is up there besides the obvious, which Tucker is done.
I think the cost of the band-width is more than the ad revenue.
WARNING about Tucker Max. Please read!
After reading his book and seeing his movie, I wrote to him several times asking him why if he proclaims that he is constantly tested for STD's and he comes up clean, why he wouldn't post those results anywhere in his blogs.
I have never gotten a response from him. Even following him on Twitter and Facebook, I have written to him several times as well directly asking him the same question, again with no responses.
I would think proclaiming to the world how many women he has slept with (even having sex with an animal believe it or not) he would be just as open posting his diagnoses and lab results showing a clean bill of health that he is STD free.
This concerns me that he has not replied to any of my requests.
I am a female gynecologist and seeing the effects of STD's and warning my patients on how to protect themselves is a daily routine in my office.
It's easy for someone to say they have no STD's and they have been tested and they are clean. In Tucker's case, he pounds his chest about how many women he has slept with with a macho smile. He has sex with them and moves on to the next over and over again.
Most STD's do not show up for weeks or even months after contracted. These young women who take the risk of sleeping with him so they said they did is a game of Russian Roulette.
In fact the symptoms of a STD that shows up weeks or months after they contracted the disease can easily be blamed it on their boyfriends or husbands when they are innocent and someone like Tucker Max has infected them.
What does he care? He doesn't!His loosely run life of having sexual encounters to run up his totals is all that matters to him.
With the mindset that if a girl sleeps with him, they know what he is all about on the onset, so she is a "slut" anyway if she stoops that low to sleep with a known womanizer who has no regard for that persons health. He moves on they move on.
Statistics show that an infected Male who sleeps with an average of just one different female partner a week, can spread a disease to over 750 individuals over a six month time frame through the chain of sexual encounters by unknowing victims.
Are condoms the answer? absolutely not. Saliva and other bodily fluids can carry diseases as well.
An infected male not showing any symptoms at all can transmit the disease through oral sex, kissing, mucus, blood, urine, sweat and even teardrops if any of these excretions find their way into their partners bloodstream, open body cavities or wounds.
In the case of Tucker Max, if he has slept with as many girls as he said he has, the chances are almost 100% that he has contracted something along the way using a condom or not and is a prime candidate for HIV as well. Does he really know who he is having sex with? absolutely not.
He doesn't care about his own health enough to ask questions of his partners before he has his encounters. So why take the risk period?
Because of his lack of response to my emails to post up his health records proving he is 100% free of all STD's as freely as he posts up his escapades concerns me.
To the ladies out there who are finding out through curiosity by sleeping with him to say they did, you should have your heads examined. You are putting your life and any future partners lives in danger.
Remember, there are STD's out there that are not curable, can cause all types of reproductive complications and even death. Is it all worth it to find out by having sexual encounters with this guy? Think about it.
^
... But but but, if feels better without a condom!
And only fags get STD's, right?
:-P
Tucker got so badly crushed it isn't even funny.
... no wait ...
It is funny.
Almost as funny as Nils' fatness.
Can I just ask a silly question? Why do all of you spend so much time caring? He failed miserably. Now he shut down his board because he can't lie about his answers. You guys spend more time being mad(TDG absolutely needs a life) than is really necessary. It's over. We win. He loses. Let it go.
TDG guy is a fucking liar. Dawes went up to every single person who raised their hand. He's so full of shit it's silly. I was in the back row and I saw EVERY SINGLE hand that went up to talk. No one raised their hand, and the crew even asked why people living in Chicago have no stories. You're saying EVERYONE missed your nigger friends? Bullshit. TDG is a bigger liar than tucker ever was.
Wouldn't surprise me actually. Internet superheroes are nearly always less than they make out.
"Does anyone know why I keep getting bX-inorhr on the Douce, but the number of comments is increasing, demonstrating that others are posting (and I'm missing out!)"
Yeah, that was me. I was posting a lot, talking to myself, faking a conversation, pretending it was working for some people. I amuse myself that way.
Tucker’s dream was to see his film become the most profitable R-Rated Comedy of all time.
Currently, it’s sitting at 89th place just ahead of 1983’s Losin’ It.
If it can pull in 670k before the end of it’s theatrical run (it made $1,854 on Thursday, so just need to repeat that business every day for an entire year), it will nip past 1983’s Screwballs, and I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell will take the much coveted 88th spot.
You can read about this exciting position chase in Tucker’s new book: ASSHOLES FINISH 88TH.
Holy shit, I don't know if tucker max is a fake or not, and I pretty much don't care.
Somehow I've stumbled on this page and all I want to say is I have never seen a more pathetic collection of people than the contributors to this joke of a website.
my favorite part is you all pretend that you hate tucker max, yet you literally cannot stop yourselves from talking about him constantly. you guys are probably more obsessed with him than the people who post on his own site. so who's really suckling on the tucker max teat? the fact that you seem to not realize this is so awesome.
Ironically enough, when you mods go to hit the delete button on this post, which I'm confident you will, you will be doing exactly the same censoring you give TM shit for. way to reach for the bottom
^^^ No, we don't delete posts here, unless they're obviously spam, or completely unrelated to the subject matter. You see, my friend, you have the freedom to express dissenting views about what we do- that's REAL freedom to speak, unlike the selective editing that went on at Tucker's site.
I won't point out the irony of someone coming to an obscure blogspot site to rag on others who come to the same site, FOR coming to that site (read that sentence a few times; it'll make sense). I'll just remind you that, after all, Tucker's only here for our amusement, so if anything, we're honoring him by wringing entertainment value out of his pathetic failure of a life.
Trust me, people. Do NOT email me about this. More on this later.
the tugger douchebag blog is down "for having too many comments." we need a new post/site. tell cockly. is tugger behind this shutdown?
Nov 8 Guy
Yeah we spend so much time TAT. I must spend what?.... 10,15 mins a week on this site. Holy shit I'm wasting my life away!
BTW did anybody hear? - Tucker Max has made a move!
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tuck fucker max
The other blog won't work and it's making me sad...
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I really enjoyed Tucker Max's hilarious stories in this book and my husband is reading it now. I will warn this is a collection for adult reading, and some of the ribald tales might offend those with no tolerance for exaggerated "manly" humor.
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